Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free
Single Pringle Gifts
Looking for a gift that truly captures the spirit of being happily single? Our collection features witty, creative products that punch up your personality and add a touch of humor to independence.
The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.
Little league world series of poker.
Cupcake Excitement Scale
A Prickly Pair
"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."
"You lack spontaniety."
Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now
'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'
"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."
Biological Cuckoo clock
Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest
'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'
"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"
'Hand me the 'desperates'.'
Speed Dating Disasters
"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."
Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.
"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"
Table for two. Whom does sir think he's kidding? You're right table for one. Menu.
Man is injured transporting cacti.
A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles
People told me virtual dating was safe!
"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"
'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'
"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"
"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."
Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing
They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.
Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.
"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."
"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."
COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'
Cupid's converge on a bachelor.
"You're losing your everything."
Single Pringle Gifts Collection
Single Pringle Mugs
Discover more fun and witty mugs for the single pringle with our curated collection—perfect for daily laughs and celebrating your independence.
Single Pringle Pillows
Brighten your home with humorous pillows celebrating the single life—comfortable, charming, and full of personality.
Single Pringle Prints
Find the perfect wall art to celebrate your independence—our witty prints are a fun addition to any space.
Single Pringle T-Shirts
Check out our range of quirky t-shirts designed for single pringles—wear your pride and humor on your sleeve with style.