Prince Gifts

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

'Might doesn't make right, Son, but it's the next best thing.'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'Don't you EVER do that again!'

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

'I thought you and Mom didn't believe in spanking!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

To my future King.

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

Prince

Prince

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

I saw your band's latest video on Youtube, little buddy. What'd you think? It looked a lot like the climactic scene from "Purple Rain," only with your head instead of Prince's. Deepfakes are a legitimate form of artistic expression. If you want to complain, complain to the A.I. that made it. When the lawyers show up, I'm pretty sure the A.I.'s going to rat you out.

'When I grow up, Dad, I want to be just like you.'

'Come back later -- he's grooming his successor.'

"After the prince finds Cinderella, do they decided to drop out of royal family, like Prince Harry and Meghan?"

'It's spring, you were once a toad, no wonder you're so jumpy!'

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'

'The world's oldest gag in the IT age.'

'Happy Birthday, Son! -- We got you your own Swiss bank account!'