Prefix Prince Gifts

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

To my future King.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

"The lost password department's that way."

'I thought you and Mom didn't believe in spanking!'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'Might doesn't make right, Son, but it's the next best thing.'

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

Prince

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

Prince

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

'To receive an application form, you have to fill out this application form.'

'Come back later -- he's grooming his successor.'

'When I grow up, Dad, I want to be just like you.'

"After the prince finds Cinderella, do they decided to drop out of royal family, like Prince Harry and Meghan?"

'Don't you EVER do that again!'

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

'The world's oldest gag in the IT age.'

'Happy Birthday, Son! -- We got you your own Swiss bank account!'

'We need a big publicity push, we have to get you in the news, one of you needs to develop a heavy drug problem.'