Young Prince Gifts

'Happy Birthday, Son! -- We got you your own Swiss bank account!'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

The Bearskin Hat Family

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

Knight

To my future King.

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'I thought you and Mom didn't believe in spanking!'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"Remember, Joey, Life is a good preparation for stocks -- lots of ups and downs."

"...And never take candy from strangers -- They might be spies!"

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'

'Might doesn't make right, Son, but it's the next best thing.'

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

"Bad news. The press got a hold of your kindergarten paste eating scandal."

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

A Spooked Pumpkin.

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

The new groom is a very young boy who says he ought to understand horses because he has been amongst them all his life

"Sorry, I just need a Valentines Day Card"