Young Royals Gifts

The Bearskin Hat Family

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"Surprise!"

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Social Networking.

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Lemonade without borders.

Spring Break.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

Pubertry

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

He loves me...

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

Knight

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Football Royalty

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."

"Remember, Joey, Life is a good preparation for stocks -- lots of ups and downs."

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

'What do you like about her?'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

A Spooked Pumpkin.

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'