Young Royals Gifts

The Bearskin Hat Family

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Surprise!"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Social Networking.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Lemonade without borders.

Spring Break.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Pubertry

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

He loves me...

Knight

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

Football Royalty

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."

"Remember, Joey, Life is a good preparation for stocks -- lots of ups and downs."

'What do you like about her?'

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

A Spooked Pumpkin.

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

'TWO crowns? - I'd say you definitely have delusions of grandeur.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'