Publicity Prince Gifts

'We need a big publicity push, we have to get you in the news, one of you needs to develop a heavy drug problem.'

'How fast can you hype?'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Man milks a book.

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

Media Whore Raceway.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I thought you and Mom didn't believe in spanking!'

'It doesn't matter if you win or lose: it's how much face time you can generate on the 6 o'clock news.'

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"Your career needs a jumpstart. Rehab is pass?. How about 3 weeks in prison?"

Frog man

'Might doesn't make right, Son, but it's the next best thing.'

Bought Low, Sold Lower.

Three cheers for advertising.

Prince

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

"Congratulations! It's publicity..."

'To receive an application form, you have to fill out this application form.'

'We need a PR expert who can make heads or tails out of what I'm trying to say to the public.'

"Nigel's boss told him to get in the conference photos at all costs"

'Don't you EVER do that again!'