Poster Prince Gifts

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

International Women's Day

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

AI

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

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A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

"Do you get the impression poster companies don't like us?"

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

Smiley Face.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

To my future King.

Stop now and get some new ideas.

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

Printing Room

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

"Voila! I call it The Moderna Lisa."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

I'd love to wallpaper our bedroom, but it's too expensive. Not necessarily. Teddy wallpapered his entire room. What?! D�cor. For the cost of a few dozen movie magazines. And a fortune in scotch tape. Rolling Stone.

"Who put up this poster of Julio Iglesias?"

Lost squirrel poster.

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

Have You Seen Our Nut?

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

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Dodo II

Lord Kitchener

Vote. He's moved from the lunatic fringe to the lunatic mainstream.

"It's a good thing no one ever found out about this."