Poster Collector Gifts

LOST: a chicken has had it's head chopped off and is looking for it placing fliers about town

Keep Calm but this is Never Going Away

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

Get rich quick giving seminars!

Stop now and get some new ideas.

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

Kamala Harris

Please Sign the Visitors Book

Dodo II

'Wow!' (Nobody calls me Chicken)

Wanted for suspicious activity.

'Weeeell, I suppose that qualifies as an I.D. I'll just go grab that beer for you now...'

Lord Kitchener

Show business? No - I'm not in show business.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Lost Pigeon.

Smiley Face.

"Bloody flyposters!"

"No luck...this says our old movie poster is worth maybe $10."

Lost squirrel poster.

Lost 10 Dollar Bill Reward $10

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

Used to be the 'Hang in there, baby Friday's coming' poster cat

"It's a good thing no one ever found out about this."

Have You Seen Our Nut?

International Women's Day

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Cariactures

Billy. The Kid.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"The Eggsorcist"