Primatologist Gifts

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"He's reading The Bible - the King Kong version."

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

An ape holds a computer.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Actually I'm more of a leg man.'

Inspired by Jane Goodall and Dian Fossey, Dave Kisselback opts to live among the chipmunks of Northern Wisconsin.

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

"It's a sure sign they can breed in captivity. He's logged on at computer dating sites."

"Remember? Pretend I'm not here!"

"I suppose the polite thing to do would be to invite her over..."

"We have no choice. Send in the giant Jane Goodall."

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"

"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

"It would appear that the sequinned youngster is preparing to challenge the authority of the silver-backed alpha male."

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

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