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"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

An ape holds a computer.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Actually I'm more of a leg man.'

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

"It's a sure sign they can breed in captivity. He's logged on at computer dating sites."

"I suppose the polite thing to do would be to invite her over..."

"We have no choice. Send in the giant Jane Goodall."

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

"It would appear that the sequinned youngster is preparing to challenge the authority of the silver-backed alpha male."

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Bears catching fish

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Evolution Exam Results.