Parasitologist T-Shirts

Dept of Parasitology: 'Would you like to come upstairs and see my itchings?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Look, a bug!"

The Worm Charmer

Butterflies

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

The flies have landed.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

Insect extinction

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"Get out of my face!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"You've changed."