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Dept of Parasitology: 'Would you like to come upstairs and see my itchings?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Look, a bug!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

The Worm Charmer

Butterflies

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

The flies have landed.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Insect extinction

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Get out of my face!"

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'