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'Now you've seen them... Do you want to keep evolving?'

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Jurassic Pork.'

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"Tunnel of love"

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

The Invention of the Wheel

Tunnel of Whale Guts

I'm With Stooped

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Adult Barbershop

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"