Primatology Fan Prints

'Now you've seen them... Do you want to keep evolving?'

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Primitive magician

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Jurassic Pork.'

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Tunnel of love"

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Adult Barbershop

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."