'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.'
Primary Care Physician Gifts
Searching for an ideal gift to show appreciation for your primary care physician? Explore our collection of witty and warm products designed for the dedicated healthcare professional who keeps us healthy and happy.
'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'
'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'
Lawrence of Anaemia - Your red blood cell count is shockingly low.
"I'll need to run some tests, but you have all the symptoms of being a day older."
"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."
"Where does it hurt?"
"You'll feel better once you see the doctor..."
"Just a bug, nothing to worry about."
"How long have I had hand cramps? It started after I filled our you new patient forms."
"I don't know what it is, but I think you can sleep well knowing it's locally grown."
"I keep getting these hot flushes Doctor...!"
"You've got what's known in the trade as a nasty cough."
A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'
"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'
"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."
'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'
Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.
'You're overdue for your checkup.'
'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'
Doctor examining Easter Island statue.
"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"
"Your contents have shifted."
'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'
"I'm afraid you could go at any time."
"The first one's just a warning."
Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.
Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.
"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"
"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..
'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"
Primary Care Physician Gifts Collection
Primary Care Physician Mugs
Browse our collection of thoughtful mugs perfect for primary care physicians—combine humor and appreciation in every sip.
Primary Care Physician Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with clever sayings, ideal for showing appreciation to your primary care physician while adding comfort to their space.
Primary Care Physician Prints
Explore inspiring and humorous prints that pay tribute to primary care physicians—perfect for decorating an office or workspace with gratitude.
Primary Care Physician T-Shirts
Check out our witty and meaningful t-shirts designed to celebrate primary care doctors—great for their workday wear or casual weekends.