Price Point Perfectionist Gifts

"Can you do better than 'It's going to cost us an arm and a leg'"

Bullseye!

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Perfection

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Santa's Out Tray.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"You're welcome."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"If you had $1,000, and I asked you for a loan of $23.47, what percent of your original money would you left?"

Mount Everest.

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

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