Price Point Perfectionist Pillows

"Can you do better than 'It's going to cost us an arm and a leg'"

Bullseye!

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Perfection

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

"If you had $1,000, and I asked you for a loan of $23.47, what percent of your original money would you left?"

Mount Everest.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."