Price Planners Gifts

The Feeglemans devised a great way to defray babysitting costs.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

ACME Balloon Company.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Keep the econoimy moving

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

Engineer on the move.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Father Time Management

Bureau of Inflation.

'It's a relatively simple operation...first, we take out your wallet...'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Bad Office Planning

Clear construction agreements are important.