Price Hike Hater Gifts

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Capitalism gone nuts!

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."

Moanathon.

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."

"This is our newest drug. It's currently undergoing rigorous testing to see how much we can charge."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

"Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother."

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

"I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. . . we need to make savings to pay for the locums!"

Roder got a new lease on life. At a slightly higher rate.

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

"Thank you Madam. That will be £5000 plus 5p for the bag, of course..."

"There's very little an individual store can do about rising food prices, Mom!"

Consumer Weekly �9.50 - Rip-Off Britain

Fuel prices are outrageous. Its pure price gouging. People are furious. I won't stand idly by. I'm taking action! But you love seeing consumers exploited. Right. That's why I don't want to be left out. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. This end up.

Gas prices

This is not about team building, but about cutting back on labour costs...

New weight and fortune machine costing 5C installed next to fortune teller advertising services for $10.

'I want everything you've got!'

'What a bargain. A normal 60p tin of beans reduced from 85p to 70p.'

"Our prices have to be high because our chef doesn't have his own tv show."

The Gas Price Race