'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'
Price Critic Gifts
Searching for the perfect present for a price critic? Our collection of humorous and clever products captures their savvy shopping spirit. From mugs to prints, find gifts that show appreciation for their keen eye and love of a good bargain, wrapped in witty designs that fit their fun personality.
"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."
"Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother."
Moanathon.
Gas prices
"Welcome to the future"
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"
UK border controls relaxed.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.
Trump secret police
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
Stock market investment advice
A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.
'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'
This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!
The wrecking crew!
Why do you hate the media?
"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department
'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'
"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."
"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."
Republican politics!
"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."
The Canary in the Coal Mine
Dolestart - A New Initiative
'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'
"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."
Price Critic Gifts Collection
Price Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty sayings and designs perfect for the price critic in your life.
Price Critic Pillows
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Price Critic Prints
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Price Critic T-Shirts
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