Expense Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the expense critic who loves to poke fun at their spending habits? Our collection offers clever, humorous products that bring a smile and a little sarcasm to budgeting. Whether they’re a self-declared penny pincher or just love a good laugh about finances, these items are sure to hit the mark and spark conversations about money management with a playful twist.

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'$495.00 a night and no complimentary breakfast. You got a problem with that?'

'$495.00 a night and no complimentary breakfast. You got a problem with that?'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

'Take a letter,'

'Take a letter,'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

The Pope Code

The Pope Code

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."

Moanathon.

Moanathon.

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here.

If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here.

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."

"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

"Step in here Kimble, I'd like a word with you about your expense account."

"Step in here Kimble, I'd like a word with you about your expense account."

Testing Division - How did my expenses claim stand up?

Testing Division - How did my expenses claim stand up?

"Sending letters instead of emails keeps the balls out of my court longer."

"Sending letters instead of emails keeps the balls out of my court longer."

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

"Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother."

"Expensive? Yes, but I don't exploit my mother."

"I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. . . we need to make savings to pay for the locums!"

"I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. . . we need to make savings to pay for the locums!"

'It was easy for me to lose weight! They took away my expense account!'

'It was easy for me to lose weight! They took away my expense account!'

"I hope you don't mind the medical student who's here to observe my billing procedure."

"I hope you don't mind the medical student who's here to observe my billing procedure."

Gas prices

Gas prices

Daylight robbery.

Daylight robbery.

"They'd better be some damn fine oboes."

"They'd better be some damn fine oboes."

Buyables. Disposables.

Buyables. Disposables.

Open wide and say "AH @#." Bill.

Open wide and say "AH @#." Bill.

'Drink up, Wilkins, this meal is 'on the firm'...'

'Drink up, Wilkins, this meal is 'on the firm'...'

This is not about team building, but about cutting back on labour costs...

This is not about team building, but about cutting back on labour costs...

Expense Critic Gifts Collection

Expense Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the expense critic—witty, sarcastic, and perfect for brightening up their mornings.

Expense Critic Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows that add personality and laughter to any living space, perfect for someone who loves to poke fun at their expenses.

Expense Critic Prints

Browse our prints that humorously depict expense critiques, ideal for brightening up their environment with clever and playful art.

Expense Critic T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak the language of the expense critic—funny, clever, and ideal for everyday wear or as a conversation starter.