"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"
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Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?
'Due to cuts, the school will only be open 6 to 10 on Sunday night.'
War plane dropping IOU's instead of bombs due to budget cuts
"Your operation has been cancelled and you MAY die, but if it's any consolation it was a 'planned, methodical and thoughtful measure'."
'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'
Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000
Budget
'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'
Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.
Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'
Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.
"Worst budget cuts ever!"
"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."
Where tax money goes...
'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'
'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'
'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'
'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'
'Sorry, Fenwick, but we have to tighten your belt.'
Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."
"Those taxpayers are real extremists."
'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!
'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'
Health cuts after Covid 19
Poor & Elderly Carry The Load Of The Iraq War.
To the Barricades
Social Welfare next!
The rich, the poor and the terrorist...
'This was a nice quiet corner before those austerity measures kicked in.'
'Gentlemen, it's time we tightened our belts.'
'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'
"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."
'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'
Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.
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