Budget Cut Commentator Gifts

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Budget Cuts

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"There have been a few cutbacks in the anesthesiology department."

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Little Taxes.

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

Cost of the military.

'Here's your 'Christmas Festive Fayre' menu...everything is off except the beans.'

"Nobody likes closing libraries but with all the cuts we don't have any choice!"

"Budget cuts...turns out you were the only one around here who ever did anything."

"We've been told that we can't leave patients on trolleys in the corridors, so we are moving them into the car park."

'There's no money to provide 'Care in the Community'...but we have just enough to move him into the carpark!'

Look thru the hole to see budget savings: 'I don't see anything in there...'

"Cuts, cuts! I said we need more cuts!"

"And Boris caims all his spending plans will be financed by winnings on investing £1000 a week in Eurolottery tickets..."

'All this talk about spending cuts has generated a populist movement for a salary cap for politicians!'

'We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt.... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts...'

Road to nowhere, made possible by surplus highway funds.

How About Wedgies?

'Due to cuts, the school will only be open 6 to 10 on Sunday night.'

Angry David Cameron

War plane dropping IOU's instead of bombs due to budget cuts

Budget cuts - please send all email as second class.

Detour to your house.

"Ofcom says we could get post 3 times a week."

Why should I let you leave work, Rudy. Because my shift's over. I've calculated it. Turns out you spend 12.2% of your day mopping. That means in just one month, I pay you more to mop than the price of one Roomba. The Roomba robot would work 24 hours a day if I told it to. Would like a 12.2% pay cut, of shall I rename thee. "Roomba Park"? Goodnight, Scrooge.

"Your operation has been cancelled and you MAY die, but if it's any consolation it was a 'planned, methodical and thoughtful measure'."

"Looks like crime is down."