Budget Critique Gifts

"Looks like crime is down."

Road to nowhere, made possible by surplus highway funds.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Budget

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Where tax money goes...

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

'Sorry, Fenwick, but we have to tighten your belt.'

The following budget summary may upset those of a nervous disposition.

To the Barricades

'This was a nice quiet corner before those austerity measures kicked in.'

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

Health cuts after Covid 19

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

Budget Cuts

Poor & Elderly Carry The Load Of The Iraq War.

Social Welfare next!

'Gentlemen, it's time we tightened our belts.'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

'Grible is a fiscal conservative. You know — 'if it ain't broke, don't subsidize it.''

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?