Expense Skeptic Gifts

Got a friend who's skeptical about overspending? Our collection of fun and thoughtful items is perfect for the expense skeptic. From quirky mugs to humorous T-shirts and stylish prints, find something that laughs in the face of budget worries and celebrates financial prudence with a smile.

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'Car expenses? So what's with the bicycle clips?'

'Car expenses? So what's with the bicycle clips?' mockup

'Car expenses? So what's with the bicycle clips?'

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Sheila Fraser's To-Do List.

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'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.' mockup

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

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'Frankly, our dental plan bites.' mockup

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

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"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia." mockup

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

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'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...' mockup

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

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The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign. mockup

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

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'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?' mockup

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

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'I've been in Washington for 30 years, and that's the biggest rathole I'VE ever seen!'

'I've been in Washington for 30 years, and that's the biggest rathole I'VE ever seen!' mockup

'I've been in Washington for 30 years, and that's the biggest rathole I'VE ever seen!'

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'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.' mockup

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

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'Take a letter,'

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'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.' mockup

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

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This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping. mockup

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

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'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.'' mockup

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

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We lost money in every division, but through the magic of accounting, our Take A Penny Leave A Penny trays earned $46 million.

We lost money in every division, but through the magic of accounting, our Take A Penny Leave A Penny trays earned $46 million. mockup

We lost money in every division, but through the magic of accounting, our Take A Penny Leave A Penny trays earned $46 million.

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'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.' mockup

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

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The private sector is a parasite on the economy.

The private sector is a parasite on the economy. mockup

The private sector is a parasite on the economy.

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"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance." mockup

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

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'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.' mockup

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

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'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .' mockup

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

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'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.' mockup

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

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"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"Most of our procedures are out of network." mockup

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

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Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000 mockup

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

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'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.' mockup

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

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'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!' mockup

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

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'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?' mockup

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

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"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon." mockup

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

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Sacking a unprofitable patient

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How Supply-Side Economics Works.

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"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?" mockup

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

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'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?' mockup

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

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'We can tell the public, ' the good news is we've eliminated the middleman, The bad news is we've eliminated a lot of other jobs.''

'We can tell the public, ' the good news is we've eliminated the middleman, The bad news is we've eliminated a lot of other jobs.'' mockup

'We can tell the public, ' the good news is we've eliminated the middleman, The bad news is we've eliminated a lot of other jobs.''

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Deposits Insured By The U.S. Government (which has a $29 Trillion Debt).

Deposits Insured By The U.S. Government (which has a $29 Trillion Debt). mockup

Deposits Insured By The U.S. Government (which has a $29 Trillion Debt).

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'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...' mockup

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

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'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

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Expense Skeptic Gifts Collection

Expense Skeptic Mugs

Explore our selection of mugs for the expense skeptic—ironic quotes and witty designs to make their coffee break amusing.

Expense Skeptic Pillows

Browse our humorous pillows for the expense skeptic—adding wit and personality to their home with clever designs.

Expense Skeptic Prints

See our playful prints for the expense skeptic—ideal for decorating with a humorous reminder to keep budgets in check.

Expense Skeptic T-Shirts

Check out our T-shirts for the expense skeptic—snappy, funny statements that reflect their cautious spending style.