Pretend Swimmers Gifts

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'I've never done this before.'

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

Sale: Air guitar. As new.

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

Desperate Househusbands

"I don't think air guitar counts."

Take-A-Break

'Synchronised swimming.'

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

Oh Bugger !

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

"When I want your second opinion, I'll ask for it!"

"Ever since he got those goggles ..."

"My teddy bear performed our wedding ceremony an hour ago, Mommy...so who do Joey and I see to get a divorce?"

'Your Bill is crooked.'

"You're fine, but your teddy bear can't come in until he's properly vetted."