Prestidigitation Fan Gifts

Magic Tricks

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

First aid in mountains

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Santa does a keg stand.

Non-Humble Pie.

Joe Biden

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Tortoise polishing his shell

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Easter bunny Island.

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Happy New Year!'

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

Happy New Year!

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

'Tom insists on getting all the relatives together at Christmas.'

Dinosaur balloon

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

Cleaner and sculpture

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"