Present Predictor Pillows

'What's my Dad buying me for my Birthday?'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"It will be all your fault."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I'll be right back."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

'The mist is clearing.'

Economics as Rocket Science

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

2017 glass half full

Reading the Leaves.

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

When psychics fight.

Reading the future in beard stubble.

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."