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'What's my Dad buying me for my Birthday?'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

"I'll be right back."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

2017 glass half full

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Economics as Rocket Science

Reading the Leaves.

'The mist is clearing.'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

When psychics fight.

Reading the future in beard stubble.

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"