Prenatal Meal Planner Pillows

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Soup of the month.

Chez Nous Menu

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Before/After

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Horn of Leftovers

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Surprise in the salad bowl

Babies.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Baby name suggestions.

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'