Family Meal Planner Pillows

'Of course, if your father was any kind of provider, we'd be eating fresh salmon for breakfast!'

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Shopping with Children.

'Yeeech, blackened fish? Is that like those blackened scrambled eggs you cooked this morning?'

"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."

"No arguing mister! I want you to eat at least one pea!"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Chez Nous Menu

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Soup of the month.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Before/After

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Horn of Leftovers

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'