Meal Planners Pillows

"What's for dinner, what's for dinner, what's for dinner?"

'Convenience Product Quarterly calls it 'one of a kind...shattering.''

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Chez Nous Menu

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Soup of the month.

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Before/After

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Horn of Leftovers

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'