Food Planner Pillows

Chef with a checklist.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Chez Nous Menu

Soup of the month.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Before/After

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Horn of Leftovers

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

The ecumenical dinner party.

Surprise in the salad bowl

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'I'm in the mood to cook!'