Fun Meal Planner Pillows

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Soup of the month.

Chez Nous Menu

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Before/After

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Horn of Leftovers

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'I'm in the mood to cook!'