Playful Meal Planner Pillows

MUM! I've got dinner!

'You're right baby, throwing food is fun.'

Soup of the month.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Like death by salad.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"No arguing mister! I want you to eat at least one pea!"

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.