Whimsical Meal Planners Pillows

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Soup of the month.

'Like death by salad.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

Me, Alice and God

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'