Mythical Meal Planner Pillows

"We've got to change our lifestyle. Eating all this tinned crap can't be good for us!"

Soup of the month.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

Me, Alice and God

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

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