Whimsical Meal Planners Mugs

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Soup of the month.

'Like death by salad.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

Me, Alice and God

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'