Whimsical Wedding Planner Pillows

'For our wedding I wanted to ask you if you would be a broomsman?'

They were married on a Tuesday at 3 a.m., on a beach, in the middle of winter. A marriage of inconvenience.

First, get an official marriage certificate, and I'll be happy to perform the ceremony.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

"You'll do."

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"If anyone thinks the bride could do better, speak now or..."

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

Giraffe helping with a date.

Fly-drive

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

'It could be the wedding of the century!'

I see they're going for the traditional festivities.

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

"So this is your plan B?!"

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

"Yes, I called off our wedding. Didn't you get my inter-office memo?"