School Meal Planner Pillows

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Soup of the month.

Chez Nous Menu

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Before/After

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Horn of Leftovers

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'