Prenatal Meal Planner T-Shirts

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Soup of the month.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Chez Nous Menu

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Before/After

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Horn of Leftovers

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Surprise in the salad bowl

Babies.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Baby name suggestions.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'