Prehistoric Punk Gifts

"My parents hate it."

Ancient Racing

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

The first animation.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Geekasaurus.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"This is my urban man cave."

"Dang!"

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

Early Facebook.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'It's a rock made of plastic.'