Prehistoric Punk Mugs

"My parents hate it."

Ancient Racing

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Vincent Van Og.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

The first animation.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Geekasaurus.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

We love the Rolling Stones...

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Dang!"

"This is my urban man cave."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

Early Facebook.

'It's a rock made of plastic.'