Prehistoric Artsy Mugs

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

A caveman paints from life

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Kid doing cave paintings

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger