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Vincent Van Og.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

Ancient Racing

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Kid doing cave paintings

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Sober Tooth Tiger