Prehistoric Pitch Mugs

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

The discovery of asparagus.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A prehistoric football match.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0