
"I think your going to need a business plan."
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"I think your going to need a business plan."
'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'
Ancient Racing
'That's about it so far, Son.'
"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"
"Well....I could've done this!"
'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'
Primitive magician
The discovery of asparagus.
'Jurassic Pork.'
"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"
OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING
Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.
The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'
'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'
'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'
'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'
The Invention of the Wheel
A prehistoric football match.
'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'
'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'
The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana
"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"
I'm With Stooped
'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'
"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"
'...You're just not built to take selfies.'
Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.
"Next year, let's wish for a pony."
"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."
'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'
'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'
"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"
'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'
'A giant asteroid wipes out reptile life, enabling mammals to rise to the top of the food chain? If you want use to publish you, you've got to come up with a more credible story line.'
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