Prehistoric Pundit Gifts

'Hunting and gathering isn't very profitable. Let's invent IPO's.'

'They call it 'evolution' - It's some kind of new compliance plan.'

Early blogs.

'Hitting each other over the head with clubs may not be perfect, but it's the best system anybody's come up with so far.'

'We need to have a shake-up!'

Dinosaur Predicting Oil Futures.

"Hey! Cut out the grab-ass."

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

Ha-ha, it's true! Hunters are from a faraway place, gatherers are from

"And this is our media room."

"You see, the other guys can do the hunting and gathering, and we'll be the POLITICIANS!"

'There's plenty of acreage, but nobody knows how to build a baseball stadium.'

'We can offer you third party and theft. Fire hasn't been invented yet.'

Football Dinosaur

"My scheme revolves around making promises that we have no intention of keeping. . . for want of a better word, I've called it 'politics'."

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy."

"Why don't we get the History Channel?"

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

"Sorry, but you're overqualified."

'I call it blogging.'

'I give up — he doesn't have any vital spots!'

'What say we call it a day and finish him off tomorrow?'

'Honestly son, sometimes I think you just treat me like a glorified taxi service...'

'Looks like the shape of a recession and recovery.'

'Not exactly a rock scientist, are you?'

The inventions of baseball

"Comments are turned off."

"The guy with two rocks said he'd be here to restart the fire between 10:00 and 4:00."

"We should have invested in tech stocks."

"If we die, I want you to know Tim. I'm still super pi**ed you told Karen that I hooked up with Angela."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"