Prehistoric Parent Gifts

'It was a great idea to open a day care center for kids whose parents are hunting and gathering.'

"Um, anything you need to tell me? Now would be a good time."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Early accounting scandals.

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

"Plagiarist!"

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Bront?saurus.'

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'How's that, Umpire?'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Too much club."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"