Prehistoric Parent T-Shirts

'It was a great idea to open a day care center for kids whose parents are hunting and gathering.'

You have to hunt a different one

"Um, anything you need to tell me? Now would be a good time."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Those Were The Days

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Early accounting scandals.

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

"Plagiarist!"

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'Bront?saurus.'

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Too much club."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"