Prehistoric Matchmaker Pillows

"Kip paints caves."

"What's a patent?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Asking out a palm reader.

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Today's love

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'How's that, Umpire?'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Acme Dating Service

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Match maker

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

Sidekick speed matching service.

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

Carbon Dating Agency

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."